Reasons I Can’t Exercise Today
I have to cut my toenails.
I broke a toenail.
I have to watch my toenails grow.
CSI Miami is on!
I’m PMS’d.
I’m not PMS’d yet, but I plan to be soon.
CSI Vegas is on!
I have a bugar.
My hair bugs me.
My hair bugs me even if I put it up.
I have to write {insert number […]


