I was outside about a month ago in broad daylight. I was looking for food when I realized my butt could be seen. You have probably had that experience before. I felt fat, and I knew that soon I would have to lose some weight. I was a little worried about my butt showing. But then, all of the sudden, I saw a bunch of greasy french fries coming right towards me!! I remembered what a cowboy’s wife had told me. It was very important to stop, drop and roll. Before I knew it, I was given the tools and tips to butt shrinkage. So you see, I really was not as hungry as I thought, and I decided I just had to go on a diet.
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